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fakegalleryprincess: I don’t even have a computer. Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
paulyoptosaurus: msjewbooty: paulyoptosaurus: petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday wednesay not what i had in mind but im flexible
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
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monkeysaysficus: bloodphoenix: kansasprincess97: oh-hi-hoe: sleepingwithsharma: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people. Always reblog when it comes up on my dash. 12 million! Disney can’t say no! 14 million ! whohoo! j Is that Dean and Castiel? omf IT IS!
romulusthread: do you like like him??? or do you him
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
pfefferi: the word radical reminds me of this cup
radstunts: scraggay: therealhamster: scraggay: handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
bigasseyesfullawonder: things my grandchildren are going to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get dolla swaggy bip bop bam i don’t give a damn ding dong that is wrong things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get...
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world ...
hobbitsandlocks: badwolfonbakerstreet: do-you-have-a-flag: the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice #I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew...
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
vocaroo: if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
dan-will-make-you-howell: do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
cassiesandsnark: you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
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adventuretime-with-teamfreewill: nojointsfromdon: thecapn: wncst: sam ‘freed’ lucifer but let’s not forget that the first seal was broken by dean #oh and that cas opened the panic room for sam to go kill lillith even though he knew that doing that would raise lucifer #come on now guys lets not blame sam for everything the apocalypse was a group effort teamwork team free lucifer